lima bean skyscraper

they've made a hole in my arm where the cheese can hide...

since i have a lot of time on my hands, i started browsing the myspace profiles. looking for people other than me with thoughts other than mine who live in houses that aren't mine and have zip codes different from what i have. i started looking at the locals. very sad. almost cried. then i decided that since tom seems to think i live in the UK, i'd browse the pages from there. i'm astonished how intelligent and happy british people are when compared to americans. even the crackheads and single mothers and single crackhead mothers and perverts had comprehensible grammar. and they all seemed to have jobs or school or do something worth doing instead of half the americans i see on here who are living off of their parents or the government or working at mcdonald's and being miserable. the crackhead had a mortgage for fuck's sake! and he couldn't even spell mortgage properly! but he could still write a sentence. i always knew americans were stupid and lazy, but its one thing to hear that our schools are shit and we're raising more and more ignorant and useless children, but seeing it in real time is a little disconcerting. go browse the UK pages sometime. there's some cool people over there. cooler than you.

in case you were wondering, i went to the doc today and she said i might have PCOS and gave me a referral. my next appointment concerning that is in september. i asked her about the peritonitis and she said i have acid reflux and should take prilosec which sounds like a semi-truck delivering cow testicles to me, but i'll try it anyway. she did say specifically that i don't have peritonitis, though. and she's sending me for an ultrasound just to make sure i don't have something else serious, not heartburn. i do remember wishing that when i mentioned my concerns about peritonitis she would say "oh no its [easily curable ailment] and you should take [medication with no side effects] for [temporary amount of time] and it'll go away." which is kind of what happened, now we just have to see if she was right. cause that would be really remarkable.