Someone should drop a house on Ft. Hood.
Then someone should release a serial killer in Killeen who only targets the hopelessly stupid.
I'm committing genocide everytime I give my dog a flea bath. It feels good.
When I ride my exercise bike, I pretend that it powers a wheat mill that grinds up everyone who has been rude to me. Keeps me motivated.
Sometimes, I pretend that I'm a bio-weapons engineer and that everyone around me is infected with a slow-killing virus I created.
No one around here knows how to drive, and for that they should be thoroughly punished.
