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I saw this car yesterday that had some of those little magnetic ribbons on it. One of them said "Support Our Troops" and the other one said "Mothers Against Drunk Driving". If I was a logical robot I would've exploded because its impossible to support the troops and be against drunk driving. Unless you only support the 10 or so soldiers who don't drive drunk. I also saw this little black car almost run into another car because it was trying desperately to race some fancy mustang. John said it wasn't just a mustang, it was a special kind of racing mustang, but I forget exactly what he called it. It was pretty hilarious because the mustang didn't even say "vroom" but the little black car left about half his tires melted to the road and almost got himself stuck in the side of a van. And guess who won... that's right, the mustang. I also saw some idiot on a motorcycle driving down Highway 195 with no helmet, driving in the middle, oily part of the road, going 75. That's nothing remarkable though. The funny part was that he was wearing those motorcycle boots with no laces. They're supposed to be safer, but he also had these jeans on with really frayed edges. That kind of negates any benefit of driving without laces. I think maybe soldiers secretly have a death wish and when they don't get killed overseas they feel disappointed so they do these moronic things like not wearing a helmet, driving drunk, racing, and other motor stunts. Then they get killed and are happy. I wouldn't really mind because most of them are child molesters except that they sometimes take other people along with them. And that isn't fair.