This is Schistosoma masoni, a blood fluke. Its an endoparasite that feeds on the blood vessels around the digestive and urinary tract. This is what I want to be when I grow up. You see how there's a big yellowish blob-worm with a little dark line inside it? That big blob is the male who is shaped like a hot dog bun. The dark line is the female who lives inside him. They copulate constantly. Constantly. They're joined for life, so basically they just live to fuck. I want to be one of these so I can live in a blood vessel near someone's bladder and have lots of sex (but no children- the eggs are shed in the host's urine and feces and then develop in snails. The snail is like the nanny I suppose), and never be alone or have to do anything responsible. Except I'd want to be the male. I am currently accepting applications for the part of Female or Host. Pay will be in either blood or pain, depending on position, the hours are constant and the duration is life.
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