Tuesday, February 13, 2007

tainted government gorillas


hayley is 4 now!! yay for hayley!! we took her to chuck e. cheese and it was awful. i hated it there. they didn't have the ball pit or the tunnels on the ceiling and the pizza's not very good. plus creepy guy in mouse suit. i wanted to naughty-touch him oddly enough, though. i think she had fun, she poked the plastic mouse in his ear and played a bunch of games. i made a whole bunch of cupcakes and there was a ton of extra frosting, so i stole a vat of it. (btw, how big does a container have to be before you can call it a vat?) now my car is dead so i have to stay home. i'm going to just eat the entire vat tonight and vomit profusely. that'll be just like driving somewhere, right? also, i lost more weight and now none of my pants fit. its getting silly how big they are. so... who wants to buy me some pants?

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